COLUMNS is a shell variable (updated whenever the window size
changes), that usually isn't exported to programs. Therefore checking
for COLUMNS in sys.environ will not work in the majority of cases. The
proper check is to use the TIOCGWINSZ ioctl on stdout.
    
Why COLUMNS is not exported? Because it can change during the lifetime
of a program. Therefore it is better to use the dynamic ioctl.

I see that adding a separate module was proposed in issue #8408, which was rejected/closed. I don't have the rights to reopen, so I'll continue here.

#8408 was proposing a new module, which seems a bit overkill, since the implementation for unix and windows is about 20 lines.

I'm attaching a second version of the patch which works on windows (tested with python3.2.2 on XP). Thanks to techtonik for pointing to a windows imlementation.

> #8408 was proposing a new module, which seems a bit overkill

If a module seems overkill, then maybe add this useful function to os module. Don't leave it private to argparse module. Maybe something along these lines:

    >>> import os
    >>> print(os.get_terminal_size())
    (80, 25)

Why do I believe a module could be better? Because I'd also like some way to detect when the terminal size has changed (without probing it all the time).

I'd feel more comfortable with the argparse fix if it were simply calling "os.get_terminal_size()". I recommend that you:

* Create a new issue called, say "add os.get_terminal_size()" proposing just the single method.

* Add that issue to the Dependencies of this issue.

Once that is fixed, then the argparse fix should be simple.

Issue #13609 created, but I don't have permission to edit the dependencies.

New version to use after #13609 is implemented: patch2.diff

OK, I guess that this could now be closed, since 13609 has been commited.
(It is currently reopened, but the proposed tweaks wouldn't influence
the usage in argparse, even if accepted).

I'm attaching a patch which updates the tests to the new $COLUMNS logic.
Previously, unsetting COLUMNS would fix the width on 80, now setting
COLUMNS=80 is the proper way to do this.